Downers
The other day, a guy made a kissing noise at me from his car. Then I crossed the street and saw a man peeing in a phone booth. Life is...
Bro-terns
Don’t be caught off guard, ladies. They’ll look like full-blown humans from afar. But you’ve lived here 5 years now. You know better....
Tight Spaces
Weird things happen when you’re in tight spaces. Subways are a prime example. It’s like all rules go out the window when there are no...
#SB2015
A 35 year-old thought I was lame. He didn't tell me this directly, but I could feel it. We'll get back to him later--let's call him Chaz....
The Snowpocalypse
I panicked holding raw meat. A few days ago, what seems like an ice age ago [ba-dum-bum], New York was facing a Snowpocalypse. Now, when...